Crazy Things Christians Post On The Internet

Have you ever seen these insane things that some christians post on sites like Facebook or Tumblr or Twitter? I've seen plenty!

Here are 10 that make me shake my head. (With my own commentary.) 

Note: This is meant to be funny, not an attack on anyone. 

1. "'Like' for Jesus, ignore for Satan."
("Crap! I have to 'like' this or else I must be a bad Christian!")

2. "You have 1 new friend request from Jesus."
(They're thinking: "Yeah, let's throw him in their faces!" That will save their souls!)

3. "Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to see him."
(Do I really need to comment on this?)

4. "For real change, vote Jesus into your life."
(Oh yeah! Jesus for president!)

5. "Type 'Yes' if Jesus is welcome in your home!!!"
(Because if you don't that must mean he isn't and he'll get offended if you ignore this post!)

6. *Picture of Jesus in glasses.* Caption reads - "I had followers before Twitter."
(Hipster + Christian = Fail.)

7. "Will you pray for the homeless? 'Like' - Yes. Ignore - No."
(And, of course, there is always a picture of someone in dirty, ragged clothing who looks as if they haven't eaten in a month; you know, to help guilt-trip you into "liking" or commenting on the post.)

8. "Please don't scroll down without typing 'Amen!' YOUR 'AMEN' WORKS!!!"  
(Apparently the word "Amen" is a miracle worker.)

9. "Type 'Me' if Jesus is your Life today!"
(Yeah, because, I mean, it's all about ME, right?)

10. *Picture of someone's hand holding a cell phone with Jesus' face on the screen.* Caption reads - "'Can we video chat, my child?' Type 'Yes' or 'No.'"
(Didn't you know Jesus has the iPhone 5s?)


So, there it is; crazy things some christians post on the internet.

Share if you thought it was funny. Ignore if you hate kittens.